Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

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My friends trying to motivate me into productivity

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(via kyhuk)

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

(via lohanthony)

what? when is this coming out!! what? when is this coming out!! what? when is this coming out!! what? when is this coming out!! what? when is this coming out!! what? when is this coming out!! what? when is this coming out!! what? when is this coming out!!
bobmarleynephew:

I’ve waited FOREVER for this
bobmarleynephew:

I’ve waited FOREVER for this
bobmarleynephew:

I’ve waited FOREVER for this
bobmarleynephew:

I’ve waited FOREVER for this
bobmarleynephew:

I’ve waited FOREVER for this
bobmarleynephew:

I’ve waited FOREVER for this

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

(via kyhuk)

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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i miss my man